"So I decided to... find out what exactly had transpired in his pants."

This article deserves to be shared widely not only for its sheer brilliance on the topic of ethnicly and culturally relevant medical/mental conditions, but also for its use of the phrase "so I decided to try and find out what exactly had transpired in his pants" in all seriousness. Please proceed to Harpers: "A mind dismembered: In search of the magical penis thieves" by Frank Bures. Yes, penis thieves. And yes, seriously, read it - it's long but entirely worth it.