Don't call it a comeback...

It's really tough to return to blogging after being "away" for so long. Have I forgotten how to do it? Did I ever know, to start with? Too much has been happening to catch up my remaining readers. I wanted to blog about Nov 2008 elections, but as those of you who know me would venture to guess, I was too busy working. Then I started a new job, acquired a distracting new romantic interest, broke my elbow, and underwent a series of adventures. Somewhere along the way I started wearing ties every day. As some of you may know, I usually need a new "thing" every so often. As if I didn't have enough to worry about. See:

What a toolbox.

Until I find a worthwhile training-wheels topic that won't take too much time to research, I'll leave you with a promise that I will try to not be absent for a half a year again. And this: While all hard liquors (80 proof) have roughly the same amount of calories (avg. 65), distilled products such as rum, gin, vodka, whiskey, and my beloved scotch contain ZERO carbs. Isn't that good news? Ok then, drink on my dear readers, and do it on the cheap: the Yelp Guide to Special "Offers".